(TattSi walked to centre stage, lit a candle, and turned to the mic)
“Hi everyone, I’m TattSi, and I’m from the Humanist Society.
I just want to reassure Mao that while you knew Rev Yap only for a short while, you still beat me in that department. I never met Rev Yap, and only knew him for less than a year, on Internet, on Facebook.